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- me: haha ok
- autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
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- pe teacher: you got a horrible time on the mile
- me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop
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every single day
me: i’m tired
dad: it’s because of your computer
me: my eye hurts
mom: your computer
me: i’m hungry
parents: computer
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